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Post by Espy on Nov 25, 2009 3:19:22 GMT
I totally ganked this from a forum I used to go on donkeys years ago >_>
Anyway, the general rule is that if there is a quote you would like to share at anytime then post it up here, and tell us where it's from. This applies to real life conversations that you think are simply too awesome to NOT quote as well.
Now here's the anal strict part:
*If you have more than one quote to share then please don't double post.
*If your quote contains profanity then please censor it for f*ck's sake because minors are viewing this forum. Acceptable naughty words would be tame ones and terminologies such as "ass, SMURFETTE, SMURF" and so on. I swear like a trooper in real life but please try to follow this rule.
*Offensive material: Use your common sense and don't be unnecessarily offensive. At least explain the reason behind the quote but if you think that it's pretty damn offensive then don't put it up. You know what I mean, no racism, no religious insults and so on.
*Have fun and share the lulz.
I'll start off with this:
Today I was commenting on my new-ish boots to my brother Danny who never fails to make me laugh.
Me: I love these boots, especially with pants like these. I feel like a sexy nazi.
Danny: Or a farmer.
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Post by deadpool on Nov 25, 2009 3:28:17 GMT
LOL I have a feeling we have much quotes from Danny!
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Post by Espy on Nov 25, 2009 3:34:26 GMT
Oh yes ;D
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Post by wolfie on Nov 25, 2009 15:05:32 GMT
Alrighty from Harvey Birdman after walking out a window
Phil Van Seban: ''Hey lady can you give me a yank?''
Lady with child runs away screaming.
Phil Van Seban: ''HA HA!!! Dislocation''
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Post by LadySaphira on Nov 27, 2009 23:12:31 GMT
Airplane- "Now, Billy, have you ever seen a grown man naked?"
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Post by kitty-cato on Dec 1, 2009 18:11:23 GMT
"Cowboy's didn't smoke! It wasn't invented back then!" -Emma the 'Tard, from my art course. I have many more emma-isms but I'll wait for you to recover from that lethal dose of stupidity first
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Post by Espy on Dec 3, 2009 2:45:22 GMT
"Cowboy's didn't smoke! It wasn't invented back then!" -Emma the 'Tard, from my art course. I have many more emma-isms but I'll wait for you to recover from that lethal dose of stupidity first Hahaha! It reminds me of this girl that was in my class when I was doing my Leaving Cert. many a year ago. Karen: Ugh! I hate Bertie Ahern! He's useless! I mean, what the hell does he do!? Me: Uh...he kinda runs the country...? Karen: Oh.. Ah-hyuk!
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Post by wolfie on Dec 3, 2009 4:21:13 GMT
Hmm personal stuff ehh
One drunken night!
Phill: Its snowing lets flip tables!!!
Me:Phill we're underground and its not snowing...
Phill flipped the table
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Post by Tree on Dec 6, 2009 18:24:22 GMT
'People are a lot like slinkies - they're useless, but fun to watch go down stairs.'
This still makes me lol - quoted from some kid in my brother's class who should totally be doing Stand-up.
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Post by Espy on Dec 12, 2009 5:09:55 GMT
"This above all — to thine ownself be true; And it must follow, as the night the day, Thou canst not then be false to any man." - Polonius' farewell speech to his son, Laertes in Act I, scene III of Shakespeare's 'Hamlet'.
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Post by Stinkini on Dec 18, 2009 21:11:12 GMT
"Even though you are a human girl, you are giving birth to a horse." - Some manga I downloaded..
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Post by Espy on Dec 26, 2009 17:17:43 GMT
This is from the ever so brilliant '98 British tv series 'Spaced' in episode 5, season 1, when Tim, Daisy, and Brian were all stoned and after watching the entire original Star Wars trilogy.
Brian: That's chaos theory. The belief that the future is in fact a mathematically predictable preordained system.
Daisy: So somewhere out there in the vastness of the unknown there's an... equation for predicting the future?
Brian: An equation so complex as to utterly defy possibility of comprehension by even the most brilliant human mind, but an equation nonetheless.
Tim: [In dawning realization] Oh my god... Brian: What?
Daisy: What?
Tim: I've got some f**king Jaffa Cakes in my coat pocket! *They all cheers*
Tim: *Sings* Oh Mummy, Oh Daddy, Let's all play Kabadi!
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Post by wolfie on Jan 19, 2010 17:48:53 GMT
''Vageta.......I can fly'' Nappa RIP
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Post by denmark on Feb 18, 2010 11:33:11 GMT
Giles From Buffy The Vampire Slayer. - Look at my mask! Isn't it pretty? It raises the dead!'
XD That episode was brilliant.
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Post by DracoAries on Feb 19, 2010 9:57:34 GMT
"Two camels in a tiny car!" - Ray Johnson from Equals Three. >w<
- D.A.
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