QUOTES! Immortalised for all to see!

[DracoAries]

Because I've been watching Adventures in Wonderland non-stop for over a week now, and that show has SOOOO many puns, I'm just gonna post some quotes from that show.
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Hatter: "Eureka!"
Hare: "... my what?"

Hatter: "The clues to the treasure can be found in these pages. I can't read the next part, the words are all smeard and smudged."
Hare: "Hatter, do you know what this means?"
Hatter: "Yeah, that my grandhatter was writing with a leaky pen!"

Hatter: "Hare and I never argue!"
Hare: "Yes, we do."
Hatter: No, we don't."
Hare: "Yes, we do!"
Hatter: "No, we don't!"

- D.A.

[Kae]

7-year-old Bro: "Why is that woman dancing in a cage?"
16-year-old Bro: "I'll tell you when you're older, son."


Sis: "Mark? Why do you grow your hair?"
Bro: ".......Are you calling me a tranny?"
Sis: "Well, I know what I saw the last time I walked into my bedroom..."
Bro: "You promised we'd never speak of that again!"

[selki]

My brother: Is that dog inside out?

[wolfie]

Me one morning waking up and opening my door.

Me:''Mom did you buy a cat?''
Mom:''No''

Me:''shoooo'' makes wavy hands

[Kae]

Dude in Post Office: "Just remember! You have bigger nipples than meeee!!!"

[Stinkini]

This was around a year or two ago, while on the bus.

Friend: Oh cool, a model shop.
Me: A model shop?
Friend: Yeah, you go in and buy a model.
Me: Wait, you can go in and buy a real life model?
Friend: .. no. Models, as in, model airplanes.
Me: Oh.. OH. Right.

[Kae]

TV: "2:43am in the Big Brother House… Sam has been crouched under the hammock dressed as a ninja.. For 24 minutes."

[The Dame Memex]

Aug 16, 2010 22:17:24 GMT Kae said:

TV: "2:43am in the Big Brother House… Sam has been crouched under the hammock dressed as a ninja.. For 24 minutes."

hahaha if only it was that interesting are you sure its what the tv said or were you so bored out of your mind watching big brother you became the presentor ?

Me and 2 of my friend's went to Limerick once and decided to get the inner city bus out to the shopping centre, I get on get my ticket my next friend does the same and finally,

Third friend:*hand's the man his return ticket to Abbeyfeale and proudly shouts* TO ABBEYFEALE PLEASE!!!!
Bus driver:What do you want a F***ing BUN??
Friend:....can I have my ticket back?

[Kae]

I'm definitely sure it said that.... I saw the dude doing it too.... xD xD

[AllyAM~The Dancer]

Some of the quotes made @ Nom-Con from the Pineapple Keys
Not that most people wont really find these funny but to us their hilarious!
"Cheesepuff me!"
"So Teste...I MEAN TETRA!!"
"She's in the bank making a deposit"
"Her body turns to a clear white liquid"

[Ra1ot]

talking about swingers

"its like tarzan, except all the trees are men"

[wolfie]

While we were closing up the trade hall and cleaning up the place some girl screamed from the bar.

''I don't like being licked!'' One of the things that made my weekend.

[AllyAM~The Dancer]

@ The con some girl came up to me and said
"Your Aly right?!"
"Yeah Thats me! Nice to meet you"
"OHMYGOSHILOVEYOURFACE" she threw a present @ me and ran off~

XD I need to find her to say thanks properly~!

[Kae]

Spiked: "The Dame slaps you." (<--- Only some will get that xD)


Me & Spiked: "I PLAY WITH MY COLLARBONES IN THE SHOWER."

[DracoAries]

RikkusDagger (as Peter Pan): "I'm like soooo emo and I just got my period...!"
Me (as Tiger Lily): "Oh stop compla-"
RikkusDagger: "Shut up, Tiger Lily!"
Me: "You shut-"
RikkusDagger: "Shut up and go find berries!"
XD

- D.A.