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Post by Stinkini on Sept 20, 2010 18:00:54 GMT
Me: Can I use you credit card to pre-order something?
Mam: What is it?
Me: Those figurine things, you know, those things on my desk?
Mam: Oh those dolly things? Why, are they expensive?
Me: Kind of.
Mam: How much is it?
Me: Uh, around 50 Euro..
Mam: WAT 50 Euro for something that small?
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Post by Kae on Sept 21, 2010 15:28:57 GMT
My Sis: "I thought that Paprika said Holocaust...."
Brother: "Don't make me He-SMURFETTE Man-Slap you!" (<----HE WON'T STOP SAYING THAT, SOMEONE ENLIGHTEN ME)
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Post by TsukiAkumu on Oct 15, 2010 2:01:19 GMT
Ichigo's dad (Ichigo being a Hinata cosplayer NOT "Kurosaki" or "Momomiya" or any other anime character) is full of the most random quotes... Probably original, but this one is too funny to not share with the world.
Ichigo's dad: *Stumbling around drunk* "You teenagers think you know everything..."
Ichigo: "Well, no, dad, but I know more than you..."
Ichigo's dad: "One day, you'll be walking down the street and you'll stop and say..." *Spreads legs, rubs hands together and points* "That's my dad"
This stuff happens on a regular basis, so I've got tons of funny, drunk father quotes XD
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Post by DracoAries on Oct 31, 2010 16:14:32 GMT
S to us: "J has a hangover, so he doesn't wanna get out of bed today."
Us: "Does he remember what he did last night?"
S to J: "Hey, do you remember what yo did last night?"
J: "Umm... no."
S: "You got really drunk."
J: "That much I realized."
S: "And you decided to strip off all your clothes."
J: "... okay!?"
S: "Then you ran outside naked."
J: "Okay!?"
S: "Then you asked everyone to grab your balls."
J: "... really?"
S: "Then you ran inside again and took a shower."
J: "Cool..."
S: "With P, and you were both naked and touching each other's dick."
J: "... I DID WHAT?"
Seriously the best Halloween parteh EVAH!
XD
- D.A.
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Post by animemasterdavid on Nov 1, 2010 1:57:31 GMT
I was on my phone talking to my ma just coming outta schoolshe said something about people in the middle of what I was saying so I replied in the middle of my sentence.
anyway long stroy short i practicaly shouted at my ma....
"What do you mean I'm doing.. who???"
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Post by animemasterdavid on Nov 19, 2010 21:40:12 GMT
ME:Here it is
MA:What is?
ME:The clear varnish
MA:What colour is it??
ME:What would you think genious? -__-
me and my ma talking in the car coming upto a round about
then suddenly a truck pulls out
MA:WTF? What do you think you are? A TRUCK!!!!!??
ME:Well done Sherlock
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Post by animemasterdavid on Nov 22, 2010 11:57:02 GMT
"You tried your best and failed miserably,the lesson is never try"-Homer Simpson trying is the first step twards failing. |
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Post by dnfangirl96 on Nov 29, 2010 10:01:37 GMT
My friend S: You should make a Twilight religion
Me: There are already loads like Twilightism, Cullenism, Vampirism
My other friend R: Everythingtodowithtwilightism
Me: Yeah and Twilight is the bible.
My other really religous friend C: Dont even joke about the bible Rachel
LOL this was a converstation me and my friends had during the height of my twilight fangirl phase.... so funny.
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Post by prince the ripper on Nov 29, 2010 11:48:51 GMT
If "Practice makes perfect" but "Nobody's perfect" then 'Why bother?'
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Post by pyrotechnician on Dec 14, 2010 20:41:14 GMT
*watching youtube*
Ma: what're ya doing?
Me: watching dara o'briain (him on Room 101, talking bout kids tv hosts)
*ma sits down to watch. Dara tells story of him being hung over, an 8 year old walked up 2 him, said 'Jasus, there's an awful smell of drink off u' and walked away. Ma starts laughing*
Me: was it really that funny?
Ma: i'm suprised he still remembers that, ur older brother was a bit cheeky back then.
me: .... WHAT!!!?
still cracks me up
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Post by pyrotechnician on Dec 17, 2010 20:23:10 GMT
I had a blonde moment 2day in school friend: did u buy something down town 2day Me: yep! Friend:... what Me: a present, it's a cup Friend: cool, is it nice? Me: It's MICROWAVABLE!  Friend: oh dear god *facepalm* Purpleninja: what's up |
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Post by purpleninja on Dec 17, 2010 20:33:25 GMT
I had a blonde moment 2day in school friend: did u buy something down town 2day Me: yep! Friend:... what Me: a present, it's a cup Friend: cool, is it nice? Me: It's MICROWAVABLE! Friend: oh dear god *facepalm* Purpleninja: what's up Friend: Guess what PyroTechnician just told me!? Me: What? Friend: Guess how she described a cup she bought? Me: Uhh I dunno...nice? Friend: MICROWAVEABLE!! Me:*turns to pyrotechnician* Are you serious!? Pyrotechnician: YES!! Fits of laughter insue! Seriously what were you thinking!!?XD |
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Post by animemasterdavid on Dec 18, 2010 0:59:39 GMT
friend: im sick of standing here
me: stand over there then
friend: i hate u!!
me: i love you
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Post by pyrotechnician on Dec 20, 2010 20:27:20 GMT
I had a blonde moment 2day in school friend: did u buy something down town 2day Me: yep! Friend:... what Me: a present, it's a cup Friend: cool, is it nice? Me: It's MICROWAVABLE! Friend: oh dear god *facepalm* Purpleninja: what's up Friend: Guess what PyroTechnician just told me!? Me: What? Friend: Guess how she described a cup she bought? Me: Uhh I dunno...nice? Friend: MICROWAVEABLE!! Me:*turns to pyrotechnician* Are you serious!? Pyrotechnician: YES!! Fits of laughter insue! Seriously what were you thinking!!?XD Aww it was just one of those moments ya couldn't keep a straight face. |
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